Mark Twain- "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.
Mark Twain
There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate – when he can’t afford it and when he can.
Mark Twain
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Mark Twain
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
Mark Twain
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Mark Twain
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
Mark Twain
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
Mark Twain
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain
Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.
Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the week’s work, when God was tired.
Mark Twain
Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered – either by themselves or by others.
Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
Mark Twain
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.
Mark Twain
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Mark Twain
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Mark Twain
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Mark Twain
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Mark Twain
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Mark Twain
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Mark Twain
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Mark Twain
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
Mark Twain
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
Mark Twain
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Mark Twain
The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Mark Twain
Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.
Mark Twain
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Mark Twain
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
Mark Twain
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man’s, I mean.
Mark Twain
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn’t.
Mark Twain
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Mark Twain
A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.
Mark Twain
The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.
Mark Twain
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
Mark Twain
Do something every day that you don’t want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
Mark Twain
An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven’t been done before.
Mark Twain
Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.
Mark Twain
The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it.
Mark Twain
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
Mark Twain
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity — another man’s I mean.
Mark Twain
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Mark Twain
It is easier to stay out than get out.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
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You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
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When in doubt, tell the truth.
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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
Mark Twain
Sane and intelligent human beings are like all other human beings, and carefully and cautiously and diligently conceal their private real opinions from the world and give out fictitious ones in their stead for general consumption.
Mark Twain
Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.
Mark Twain
The man who doesn’t read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them.
Mark Twain
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know.
Mark Twain
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
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I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
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I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won’t.
Mark Twain
The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
Mark Twain
I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
Mark Twain
I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
Mark Twain
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
Mark Twain
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Mark Twain
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Mark Twain
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
Mark Twain
How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.
Mark Twain
In religion and politics, people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.
Mark Twain
The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.
Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
Mark Twain
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
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Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
Mark Twain
Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.
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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
Mark Twain
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Mark Twain
Of all God’s creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
Mark Twain
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
Mark Twain
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Mark Twain
There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
Mark Twain
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
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We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don’t know anything and can’t read.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
Mark Twain
Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped but an openly transgressed custom brings sure punishment.
Mark Twain
I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.
Mark Twain
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Mark Twain
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one to slander you, and the other to get the news to you.
Mark Twain
Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain
I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people.
Mark Twain
The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.
Mark Twain
He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it – namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to obtain.
Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
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When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in his private heart no man much respects himself.
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Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
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There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
Mark Twain